Isabella Marie Swan

My bob, I do not like Bella [in the Twilight Series] anymore! She makes me so mad. Like, it's hard to explain but I seriously cannot stand her. She's soo possesive and so selfish! Edward is way too nice to her! She kind of reminds me of Jacob Black. And don't even get me started on him. Oh, he makes me soooo mad! He has to sit there, thinking of himself like always, and convince Bella that she's in love with him when she is clearly in love with Edward . Besides, Edward is just soo much cooler than some werewolf. I mean, why would you have a werewolf when you have some really good-looking vampire who loves you?? Besides, it gets worse. Jacob has to go and kiss Bella. He translucently knows that Edward can read minds and he just has to go and think about it all the time which hurts Edward. I mean, how heartless can he be?? I just cannot stand him! I really don't get Jacob because he knows that he's going to imprint someday so why bother falling in love when he knows that both he and Bella will come out of the relationship hurting?? So I don't like Bella and I don't like Jacob so maybe they should just get together and when he imprints Bella can commit suicide or something. Then Edward will commit suicide and the story would just end so much quicker. However, Stephenie Meyer would get a lot less money if this was how the story ended so I know that's not going to happen. Dang it!

ART

OH MY BOB! I HEART ART! AND THAT RHYMED!! AND I'M NOT SURE WHY I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS! So I guess I'll stop that now...Anywho, I like art. I'm probably not as good as someone like Robert but I like to think I specialize in it. So I'm just going to list off a whole bunch of artsits who I can tell you at the very least one piece of work they did because I'm bored and have nothing better to do. Literally.

Rembrandt, Titian, van Gogh, da Vinci, Magritte, Bosch, Bernini, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Valezquez, El Greco, Brancusi, Lescot, Lahori, Vasari, van Allen, and many more that I just can' think of right now.

So the picture above. This is called de Nachtwacht or the Nightwatch/ the Shooting Company of Captain Franz Banning Cocq. It is a very unique picture in many ways and I won't go into all of them. That would take me a while considering I am very passionate about Rembrandt. However, this is one of Rembrandt's more important art pieces to know, especially for Quiz Bowl.

This painting to the right is Christina's World. This piece of work was done by a renowned American artist in 1948, A. Wyeth. It isn't necessarily the most important painting to know but I really like it. I dunno, I guess I just like paintings that don't have very much in them. This painting-for me- really sets the mood of being kind of forlorn, sad, and gloomy which are 3 feelings I am partial to. The girl in this painting-Christina-has a muscular disorder that prevents her lower half of her body from being able to move. In this picture, she is crawling towards her vegetable patch to get vegetables (no, fruit). Though I can't really see the vegetable garden...

Wrestling

Ok, so I kind of defy my gender by saying I like to watch wrestling. Not the phony kind that's like WWF or whatever, but like the high school sport. Like, the real sport where you don't bang chairs over peoples' heads. So my brother (who wrestles) taught me this move called "the splitz." It's just that; you make a wrestler do the splitz. He was nice and did all the typical things a wrestler might do if he were in that position. So I was on top and all in position when I rolled over and he like flattened me. My back really hurts now and I have a headache but at least I caused him pain. I know you all needed to know this so, you're welcome. :)