My [hip-hop magic jazz fingers] Nathan

So today, we were ordering our Bountiful Basket (if you don't know what that is, go here for more information). Bountiful baskets come with lots of fresh fruits and veggies, but they also offer what are called "add-ons." These are additional items you can order such as bread, additional produce, etc. Nathan and I were trying to decide which add-on we wanted, and we were corresponding over email (oh you know, this one looks good, but what do you want? I dunno, this one looks good, too. What do you want? etc.) when Nathan busted this out:

"Alas, my decision is yet delayed, for my tastebuds yearn for one add-on like unto many others.  That is to say, I think the 5 9-grain loaves sounds delish.  That's currently my only competitor with the tropical hip-hop magic jazz fingers add on.  My only worry is, we don't have room to freeze four loaves of bread, much less three.  I therefore must conclude that if thou hast no objections to the magical flip floppety tropical add on, that this will be a choice of superior quality and wisdom.  I thank thee.  What says't thou?"

It was one of those moments where I realized the great choice I made in marrying this multifaceted and quick-witted husband of mine.